SAW vs. Saw, Steve-O Emails Me, WWE Stuffs...

WTF?! is that picture?! Oh... no big deal... It's just the King of Nashville Wrestling, Shane Williams, drinking a very UN-KINGLY FOUR-LOKO... I expected a King to drink Crown Royal or Belvedere.... Not, a drink that tastes like someone got Jungle Juice, Weed Killer, Country Club vodka and mixed them in the placenta of a homeless ringrat....



SAW vs SAW

This has to be the most ridiculously retarded thing I’ve ever heard in my life…. You know, outside of Corky from “ Life Goes On ‘ signing ‘ Have a Holly Jolly Christmas ‘ on the Christmas episode of that show….

I mean, who really gives a big smelly shit?!

One SAW is trying to trademark the name, while another SAW is trying to trademark the same name all in the same city, on the same planet, at the same time, cats and dogs, living together….

Hey, SAW ( ‘s ) , hey….. ummm , listen… I don’t know if you know this or not, so prepare yourself for a shock…. But, no one gives a hot fuck what the hell you call your wrestling company…. It’s not like you’re a HUGE super media conglomerate like the WWE or TNA…. You’re an independent wrestling organization….. These things change names more than Bert Prentice changes his profile on www.lonelygaymenwhowearhawaiianshirtsandloveraffles.com …..

All this is, is a huge dick showoff session in the last stall of the bathroom, preferably NOT taking place at the Stadium Inn, with each one of these promoters claiming ‘ I want the title of the biggest dick in Nashville ‘ and then they whip it out and they all measure around 3 inches....HARD ….. WHOOOPEDY FUCKING DING DONG…

Who gives a shit?! I ask again!

How about renaming them this…

For Reno ’s S.A.W . - RDHPPW – Reno ’s Derby Hat Presents Professional Wrestling

For TJ’s S.A.W. – TJBTMSWO – TJ’s Blue Tooth & Malnourished Sons Wrestling Organization….

Trademark those babies and let’s let all this girly pillow fighting stop….

But, this is all just very, very stupid and if Nashville wasn’t already the Rebecca Black of Professional Independent Wrestling, this just adds more evidence for the prosecution….

So, the following is an email I received from one, Steve-O, independent wrestler extraordinaire from the Nashville Tennessee area, who obviously was enamored by my review of the NWA Main Event Show he was on in Nashville, a month ago....

I'm a man of entertainment, so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to pick apart his email, for everyone to see.... My replies to his email will be contained in quotation marks....

I did email him back, but never heard back.... I will not give out his email, as that would be tacky of me, but I will respond now to his email, publicly....

First off, nice to meet you! Oh guess your wondering who this is? ( Not really, as it was expressly written in the 'sender' line of the email ' Steve-O ' , very anticlimactic opening here. Well its "Steve-O My God", not emailing to bash you or threaten you by no means b/c honestly peoples opinions are like assholes everyone has one! But for the record, I do not have ant stretch marks( and for the record I never said you had ' ant ' stretch marks, I wouldn't even know what ' ant ' stretch marks look like.... can ants even get stretch marks?! They'd be too tiny to see even if they did.... However, you did have ' human ' stretch marks ), not sure what you were looking at. Also, no painted on abs there real and there natural( I'll give him that... maybe I was getting the painted on ab thing, from the fact his belly rolls kind of looked like abs, when seen from afar.... all apologies ), and the whole "tramp stamp" well I've actually had that tat in the ball park of 12yrs.....b4 it was a "tramp stamp"! ( This is a stupid point to make... This is akin to screaming out ' hey! I was carrying a purse before it was gay for a man to carry a purse! ' OR ' Hey! I was sucking dick before it was gay to suck dick! ' you still have a tattoo, in a ridiculously gay place for a heterosexual man.. However, if you ever try to change your character to a gay one, you are already well on your way, brudder! ) Then you wanna be a funny guy and comment my chest, well brother my chest is solid ( When I was a fat little kid, my mom used to tell me I was just ' solid ' and big boned ' She was lying .... However, I'm glad you have a support team around you like that, because that chest, may be solid... but, it's ' SOLID ' -ly blubber or it ' SOLID ' -ly feels like a flesh covered waterbed ) and also maybe you should know that I'm working on my body and going through changes and have went from 257lbs to 237lbs in 6wks and plan on cutting to 225lbs! ( Golf Clap ) But thanks for the opinions you expressed I'll make sure I take them to heart! ( Sarcasm, I like it! However, if you were being serious and taking my words ' to heart ' , I raise my eyebrows, because how could words ever penetrate such a hard and solid chest?! ) In closing let me also put out there I was never "blown-up" during any part of the match( Ok, maybe you'll compromise and agree you were ' gassed ' ... maybe you're touchy about the ' blown up ' comment... I don't know.... But, you were the definition of blown up.... You were 5 minutes into the match and after a few rest holds, you were sweating like you were running a marathon in the goddamn sahara, wearing sweat pants, a fur coat and wool skull cap ), its called controlled breathing and breathing with my abdomen ( Brudder, there was nothing controlled about that breathing.... Maybe you forgot the ' un ' part to add to the beginning of the ' controlled ' part.... I'm pretty sure there was a guy heating up the defibrillator machine halfway through that match, it didn't look like you were going to make it... If that's yours and your trainers definition of ' controlled ' , I'd seriously hate to see what ' uncontrolled breathing ' looks like.... A person could have been hyperventilating WHILE having an asthma attack and when the paramedics came, they'd say ' tend to that steve-o guy in the ring, FIRST, he seems to need it worse than I do! ) , which is the correct way to breath ( hmmm, all these years of not breathing through my abdomen and I'm still walking around.... Had no idea I was breathing wrong.... But, then again, my eyes have been awakened by the notification that ' fat = muscle ' , so I guess anything is possible at this point.... It's almost like I walked into the Wrestling Matrix with this email and I swallowed the red pill, and now everything that I thought was true, such as being fat and gassed, is actually opposite in this world and now mean you are solid and breathing properly through the abdomen ). And you knocking my work which you said was "sloppy" like I looked, you must have a problem with a babyface getting over and being over ( no, no, no, you got it alll wrong, silly.... I'm fine with a babyface being over.... I get why they are. I just never have gotten the Nashville wrestling fan putting over cookie cutter wrestlers, who are out of shape, and in your case, look like they stole Amazing Red's ring attire, and to keep him quiet about the theft, ate him in the process.... That's all ), needless to say I've never see your name main eventing any card better yet never seen your name on a card( I have various cards with my name on them.... Yeah, they're from a traveling adult baseball team I was on, but hey, my name WAS on a card.... As far as wrestling, no.... But, plenty in my family have.... But, what is this argument anyways.... I mean, if you're gonna make this as like your last exit putdown, then I can stoop to this level and go ' I've never seen you write a blog, or seen your name attached to a blog!!!! I could also say ' I've never seen you wrestle a match, without being gassed and in good shape, hitting all your spots ' , but that would be mean, and frankly, I'm above that... oh wait ) ! But thanks for your time and your creativity on your review, keep up the good work! If you have any further questions, comments, or advice feel free to e-mail me back! ( How about this, Steve-O.... I challenge you, yes you.... to a first annual, Hooters Girl Chest Rub-Off Challenge.... IF you're man enough, then you'll accept my challenge. What is it?! You ask.... Simple. Currently, I'm the ' chest ruboff champion ' at the Hooters I frequent, and well, to be honest, I'm the only person to ever enter this competition, but I digress!!!! I still challenge you, to a chest ruboff.... We will go to Hooters, have a few Hooters girl rub our chests, which they tend to do a lot with me, since mine is so irresistibly hard, cut and SOLID and then they will decide who has the better chest.... Whoever loses has to buy the winner a round of beer.... Are you game?! )

Steve-O

Quick WWE Notes….

Really disappointed in the Dolph Ziggler transformation…. Why did they feel the need to tweak his look for?! He was a standout with his bleach blonde hair and it made him unique among a lot of cookie cutter like stars in the WWE…. Now he just looks like the offspring of an Evan Bourne and Randy Orton, drunk gay hookup.... A hookup, that I have a sneaking suspicion that Evan Bourne dreams about in secret....

R-Truth went heel and the instead of killing John Morrison, like he was supposed to do, he killed the crowd…. The guy is the Nicholas Cage of dramatic WWE storylines…. His acting is so over the top and ridiculous, that you’re wondering if you’re part of some weird McMahon experiment…. Like, you almost expect him to come out from behind the couch, pat you on the shoulder and shout into a cellphone…. ‘ It didn’t work ‘, then walk out, as if nothing happened, as you’re looking at R-Truth still on TV, smoking a cigarette and you’re left questioning life as you know it….

I guess the WWE felt the need last week to enact it’s affirmative action policy, by naming R-Truth a number one contender…. And, before I get yelled at for being a racist, I didn’t mean because he’s black, I meant they’re pushing him because he’s mentally handicapped….

Sin Cara…. What a bum…. I’m not impressed so far. Sure, he has a few moves that are ‘ Whoa ‘ worthy, but what is he actually accomplishing that sets him apart from Rey Mysterio?! I feel like I’m watching a bizarre world and instead of seeing two opposite Supermen fighting each other…. I just see two Rey Mysterio’s fighting….

I think back to ‘ Gremlins ‘ when I think of Sin Cara and Mysterio….

Vince McMahon playing the part of Hoyt Axton, brings home a small cage to his young son, Shane, playing the part of Zach Galligan ……

Vince puts the cage down and Shane gets excited and opens it up…. Out pops Mysterio, who jumps in Shane’s arms and starts humming a bandelero song….. Shane names him Rey….

Vince gets a stern look on his face….

‘ Shane, the shopkeep I bought him from, gave me specific rules that should always be followed while taking care of your new pet. 1. do not get them water 2. they hate bright lights and 3. don’t ever feed them after midnight….. EVER….

Well, it looks like Shane, or someone playing the part of Corey Feldman in this WWE remake of ‘ Gremlins ‘ , fed Mysterio after dark and out popped Sin Cara….

Who here misses ‘ The Legend Killer ‘ ?! This stupid clown that Orton has become is ridiculous…. “ hey, I got a good idea! ‘ shouts out a WWE creative member…. ‘ Let’s take the most uncharismatic guy on the roster, a guy who never smiles and basically looks like he is either constipated or someone told him that they boned his mom! ‘ …… Everyone looks at him like he’s crazy… ‘ and then we can make him act like a robot and a snake…. A robot and snake in slow motionnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!! ‘ …..

I hate Orton now. His character as ‘ The Legend Killer ‘ is just so classic…. I was recently watching an old WWE PPV from those days and he’s beating the shit out of Foley and the fans are just booing the hell out of him, he does a dropkick, immediately jumps up into the ‘ legend killer ‘ pose and the boos reign down harder and faster, then he immediately goes back to stomping Mick…..

That’s classic….

Now he acts like he’s a reptile and should be called ’ John Cena Jr ‘ with the way he mysteriously pulls out the wins at the weirdest and most illogical times....

Santino will win a US or Intercontinental title this year. Book It....

Whenever I hear Sheamus' theme song, I can't help but laugh thinking that it has a double meaning.... sure, it's there to intimidate his opponent.... But, it could also be a warning to the fucking retarded WWE creative member, who doesn't like Sheamus, as has been reported.

Primo had a great match against Sin Cara two weeks ago, but something tells me, that will also have him ' future endeavored ' in a few weeks, especially with the top rope botch towards the end.... I've always liked Primo, more than Carlito, and I've never understood why he doesn't get a push....

Zach Ryder to Smackdown to actually showcase his shine.... I've loved this guy for awhile, but his youtuve videos are starting to make him an internet fanboy favorite now.... Can anyone slow down this train of momentum?! Sure, Vince can, but I think Vince can smell the money he can make with this guys merchandise with his growing following.... Laugh now, but watch later

I will be updating this blog more regularly.... Had a busy month with kid stuff and just now getting back to some semblance of normalcy...

Email me.... Especially, you Steve-O, to accept my challenge! thebro1869@yahoo.com