The Bro Remembers The Fairgrounds.....

Jeff ‘ The Crippler ‘ Daniels – Probably one of the best, IF NOT, the best heel in this area…. I’ve always found him to be worth the price of admission, meaning that if he’s on the card, I really have no issue dropping money to see a show…. Which, can’t be said for a lot of the cards around here locally.

I always envision Jeff Daniels being frozen in Carbonite in some seedy , dingy livingroom with Bert Prentice walking around in a house robe with nothing on underneath, stroking some pet dog he’s holding while pacing back in forth in front of frozen Jeff Daniels muttering things like ‘ yessssssssssssss muhahahahahahaha ’ …. Why do I think this?! Because the dude doesn’t seem to age…. AT ALL…. He looks like the same guy I saw wrestle years ago…. It’s quite miraculous….

The Crippler has been a mainstay around Nashville for years, and honestly, we’ve all been kind of spoiled by just how good of a heel he actually is…. Plus, his mic work is some of the best, maybe, on the indy’s as a whole?!

The only negative thing I can say about Jeff Daniels is the fact that he has ‘ Macho Man Legs ‘ …. This was a phrase that was first uttered by my EX at the Stadium Inn, when she first saw him…. And, it was quite the astute observation…. From the waist down, the guys legs look just like Randy Savages…..

If you were hanging with Randy and Jeff and as they were leaving, you dropped something underneath a table, and bent down to pick it up, but then was hit on the top of the head with something knocking you unconscious…. You come to a few minutes later and see someone walking out of your house with the last of your personal possessions, wearing tights and a black hoodie covering up their torso and face, you’d be completely fucked in trying to determine which one of the two decided to jack your stuff while you were unconscious, on just leg identification only….

The Crippler also led to a HUGE fight between me and my Ex as well…. We were watching a show and The Crippler decides to do his infamous ‘ Invisible Chain ‘ move… Where he reaches into his tights, pulls out what appears to be a chain, although you never see it, and then hits his opponent, and quickly stashes the invisible chain back in his tights….

I think the conversation went something like this….

‘ Oh please, he’s acting, there’s no chain there! ‘ she exclaims

‘ whatever, dude got hit with something… you just don’t fall down like that!!! ‘ I say in rebuttal

‘ oh, how precious, he thinks wrestling is real still…. ‘ she says sarcastically as she pats my head

‘ It’s REAL, just SCRIPTED!!!!! ‘ I say as I raise my voice

‘ Whatever gets you through, I suppose…. ‘ she says with a smirk….

I hate smirks….

‘ Yeah, that’s why I masterbate after we have sex... you know, just to get through ‘ I say as I cross my arms across my chest, in a ‘ harrumph ‘ fashion….

‘ What?! ‘ she says aghast

‘ you heard me…. ‘ I say

‘ you’re ridiculous ‘ she retorts….

‘ what’s ridiculous is the fact JEFF DANIELS HAS BETTER LEGS THAN YOU!!!! ‘ I say in anger…..

‘ what?! ‘ she says as she leans over to look me in the eyes….

I see the hurt in her eyes, and the fact she would bite my peen off if given the chance, so I tried to smooth it over….

‘ I said Jeff Daniels likes Big League Chew….. You know… the gum…. It was on the internet…. I read it…. Hi! ‘ I say stumbling

‘ You clearly said Jeff Daniels, that dude in the ring, has better legs than me ‘ she says

‘ Well, you know, it’s apples to oranges, you know, if you think I said, that… WHICH, I did not! ‘ I say

‘ Yeah, he’s a guy, I’m a girl and you say that he has better legs than me?! That’s a HUGE putdown…. ‘ she says mad

‘ Oh, I don’t know about that, they’re silky and smooth and toned and tanned…. It’s somewhat of a compliment…. ‘ I say, not really thinking about the ramifications….

‘ Fuck YOU , you fucking queer! ‘ she said, and that was the last word on the matter…..

And, we never had sex again after that, so Jeff Daniels, you now owe me some vagina, I’m not extremely picky, as long as it meets the following criteria….

1. redhead or strawberry blonde

2. under 110 pounds

3. b-cup or better

4. no noticeable blemishes

5. non smoker

6. no communicable or sexually transmitted diseases

7. ages 20-25

8. makes over 85k a year

I’ll expect you to make this right, Jeff Daniels, in short time….. I mean, I totally queered out for your legs and lost squeesh in the process…..

Rick Santel – I remember when Santel was first getting his foothold here in the Nashville area as a babyface and how annoying his fans were…. I think Rick Santel, Shane Eden and James Storm should have to have a Steel Cage Elimination match, where they all wear the numerous airbrushed shirts of their adoring fans in layers and the only way to win is to strip every last shirt from their body….. That would be one EPIC long match…..

Seriously, I’ve never understood the ‘ I’m going to wear a Hanes Beefy T, with my favorite wrestlers name on it, with hearts, all airbrushed with glitter paint in the failed attempt to try to get them to see past my bulging fat rolls in this XXXL shirt, and see my inner beauty and white trash creativity!!!! ‘ movement….

But, my dear lord! Santel had a ton of these fans….

Seeing him now, compared to then, is like night and day….

He’s gone from the ‘ Elian Gonzalez being pulled from the closet ‘ look to the ‘ middle 20’s, younger version of Lo-Pan from ‘ Big Trouble in Little China ‘ ‘ look…. And he’s also gotten better as a wrestler too…

It has helped tremendously to have Paul Adams be in his corner too…. That guy is the last of a dying breed….

Please, stay Heel, Young Santel…..Never go back to the Chris Vaughn/Santel babyface combo…. The term ‘ babyface ‘ just doesn’t actually encompass how OVER they were as good guys…. I’d say it would be best described as ‘ uterusfaces ‘ , because they were more over than a baby could ever imagine….

That combination alone, accounted in over 4,567 eye rolls from me, back in the day as they took to the ring, high fiving retards and kissing fatties….

It was always fun to locate a Bert Prentice or Bob Ryder when ‘ Risky Business ‘ took to the ring…. They’d both have this look on their face like they were in off in another world, sharing the same daydream, where Bob, Bert, Rick and Chris were naked, all holding hands while ‘ Always Be My Baby ‘ by Mariah Carey was playing, giggling like schoolgirls while skipping through a sunflower field and chasing after a chocolate unicorn shitting out candy canes, that Bob and Bert would suck on seductively, while making suggestive winks and nods at Rick and Chris…..

I really missed out on making a small fortune back then, by making popsicles that resembled Chris Vaughn and Rick Santel and then setting up a stand outside Bob Ryder and Bert Prentice residences…. I could charge 80 dollars a pop, and they’d gladly pay it to suckle upon the tasty goodness of those popsicle embodiments of their boy toy fantasies

I mean, I’m not saying….. I’m just saying…..

Santel’s come a long way…. Like I said, Paul Adams has helped him out tremendously and should take some credit with molding him into being what he is today….

But, if Santel ever goes back to being a babyface, someone should pull the Billy Madison/Fat Kid maneuver on him….

Remember when the fat kid was like ‘ I can’t wait to get to high school ‘ and Billy grabbed his face and shook it violently as he says ‘ don’t you say that… don’t you ever say that ‘ …. That’s what should happen if Santel ever utters anything remotely close to ‘ I wanna be a babyface again ‘….

The Extreme Clown Posse – Back when I first started attending wrestling shows when I was a young teen, I was REALLY, REALLY into The Insane Clown Posse…. I never went the super gay route of painting my face like them, but I had tons of tshirts and went to all their concerts….

That being said, I saw this flyer advertising wrestling at a gym in Madison, and on the flyer was a tag team called ‘ The Extreme Clown Posse ‘ ….. I think I literally yelled out ‘ SOLD! ‘ and decided to go to the show with my cousin….

We get there and see that the show is being held in a gym…. But, not a massive, 24/7, gym…. No, this was a gym that would have been better called ‘ Excaliber Gym….. And Large Closet ‘ ….. It was small…. Dingy….But!!!! The Extreme Clown Posse was gonna be there, and if they were gonna be there, I was gonna be there, with my Faygo in tow and expecting to see some EXTREME CLOWN WRESTLING…..

After sitting through some crappy matches, the Extreme Clown Posse music hits, and we rise to our feet…. And then I’m let down….

When I was 8, my dad and mom went to a company Christmas party and they had gotten home around 3 a.m.....DRUNK ….. I wake up around 3 and decide to go to the bathroom…. I open my door to walk down the hallway, when I see a guy in a Santa costume standing with his back facing me down the hall….

I excitedly scream out ‘ SANTA!!!!! ‘

And my dad turns his head around and says ‘ what the helllllllll?! ‘ and I notice he had been pissing on the hallway floor and as he turns it start cascading down the walls….

I run off screaming and to this day, I’ve never let my dad live that moment down…. My mom insists it never happened….

But, I digress….

I expected to see Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope look alike guys in clown makeup wrestling, and I was extremely let down….

It was like my dad in a Santa Clause outfit – UNFAIR REPRESENTATION!!!!!

However, once they got in the ring, I forgot all about being let down and had fun with their match, because they did….

In fact, I remember them singing a song after their match with the overhead music, and they held the mic over my mouth as I sang along to whatever was playing….

Yes, I just got the seal of a mark stamped across my forehead with that admission

One little sidenote of that night….. And a story I tell to this day….

I used the bathroom at Excalibur Gym that night and I remember shaking my head and looking on in disgust at the toilet bowl, with no walls around it sitting out in plain view of other bathroom users, thinking to myself “ who uses that?! And where’s the toilet paper?!“ ….. Then I got this mental image of Bert Prentice sitting there, using it, flipping through the pages of ' gay wrestler ' monthly and looking at you, staring at him while he's yelling out ‘ can I get some privacy please!!!! THE NERVE! ‘ and giggled a little….

I quickly made my way to a urinal and was standing next to someone when I noticed they were looking over at me…. I was creeped out and slowly turned my head to face that person….. They then utter ‘ you know you’ll always have this moment to tell your friends about ‘ and I start nervously laughing, sweat beading up on my forehead, thinking about what was coming next, because I thought I was gonna get de brained from behind and then gay raped after that statement, because the guy saying it, was wearing a leather taxi cab drivers hat, and I knew only one kind of person wears those hats…. gay raping in public bathroom people..... - THOSE PEOPLE…..

His next words shocked me….

‘ you can always tell them you took a piss next to the WORLD FAMOUS Bat Poet ‘ ….

I was like ‘ what?! ‘ and he just walked out….

I then went home and quickly learned who the Bat Poet was….

So yeah, I took a piss next to the ‘ world famous ‘ Bat Poet ….. I wonder if that can get me laid with Lollipop?! That’s total street cred, right?!

I understand that ECP wasn’t necessarily a fairgrounds fixture, but Krull was, and they entertained me, so I’m putting them in here…. Yeah, I was let down, but they put on a good show with their antics in and out of the ring and sometimes, as a worker, it’s ok to be good at that stuff, if you’re not the best wrestler…. A lot of people could heed that advice….

thebro1869@yahoo.com

You're A Mark.... No, You're An Idiot!.. A Mark, I Say!.. Clearly, He's An Idiot!

No! Not That Mark, You Idiot....

I was listening to a podcast recently with Larry Goodman and Trent Van Drisse on it, when Trent brought up a point that I think holds A LOT of validity and should be examined…..

The point Trent made, which was glossed over and not really touched on, was the fact that wrestling fans, in general, are looked at as idiots and the scum of the earth, by both the general public and by the wrestlers who they support….

It’s truly the strangest phenomenon I’ve ever encountered….

I’ll just give you my personal experience, as I can only truly speak for what has happened to me, when it comes to being a wrestling fan….

Whenever I tell people that I’m a wrestling fan, in general conversation, they look at me like I just got through telling them that I sacrifice baby kittens to the Dark Lord himself and follow the Book of Beelzebub to the red letter of Ol' Scratch himself …..

And, trust me, that’s not an over exaggeration….

I have really close friends, that consistently make fun of me for my love of this sport/athletic event, that I love dearly…. I’m routinely referred to as an idiot, a moron, white trash, redneck and retarded…. And, usually they’ll wind up saying something like ‘ you do know it’s fake, right?! How can you support something that’s overly fake? ‘ …. To that, I just shake my head, find a paper from when The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor and hand it to them going ‘ did you see THIS breaking news?! ‘ …..

I go to WWE PPV’s at Hooters, every month, when I’m not inclined to buy one, to watch it there and to enjoy the talent walking around and the beer… But, talking to Hooters waitresses, they despise those nights, because it brings out the sewer people and the people who crawl out from their shanties once a month to go indulge in some ‘ rasslin ‘ and ‘ good eatin ‘ …. I get their disdain, because these people generally will treat you like shit and then think they’re doing you a favor by leaving you a five dollar tip on a sixty dollar tab…. However, I’ve gone to Hooters on Sunday Nights sans Wrestling and it’s a ghost town…. Double Edged Sword….

But, it seems no matter where we, as wrestling fans, turn, we are looked on with disdain and contempt….

My friends, while being good people and smart, really miss the boat when it comes to why I love wrestling and their arguments are all weak and invalid…. I’ll break it down simply…

Their argument of ‘ it’s stupid, it’s fake, how can you support anything that’s fake!!!!!!!! ‘, just shows a general lack of knowledge and forethought….

I will give them the fact that wrestling is ‘ Scripted ‘ , not ‘ Fake ‘, but to a layman outside of the fandom, I can understand their mixup of terms…. However, the fact that they’re shocked and appalled by the fact that I’m entertained by something ‘ fake ‘ and that I can get behind something ‘ fake ‘ . is laughable….

Using their illogical argument, then they should never watch another TV show, read another book or go to the movies…..

They should furthermore never play another video game or board game, adore Pam Anderson’s tits or touch themselves to the thought of Jacob banging them as a Vampire Sparkling as he splooges all over you....

ATTENTION BRAINIACS!!!!!!!! Most of the things you enjoy for entertainment purposes are FAKE or SCRIPTED….. So, why judge me and others for enjoying another medium of the FAKE and SCRIPTED for entertainment purposes?!

Do you see this point?! Because, it’s pretty clear….

To close this point out, to show you the types of hypocrites and entertainment bigots I deal with when it comes to my love for wrestling, I’ll introduce a good friend of mine….

When I told her about my love for wrestling, she recoiled like I just told her I have to drink the blood of dolphins and unicorns to maintain my good looks….

‘ I can’t support that stuff at all, I just can’t do violence, fake or not ‘ …..

She then informs me later in the conversation she’s trying out for a spot on the Roller Derby team in town….

‘ Hello pot… kettle’s on line 2, say’s he wants to tell you something about being black ?! ‘

I hate that people who don’t follow wrestling just think it’s stupid event where two guys ‘ fake ‘ fight each other….

A LOT of smart people are involved in wrestling…. From the owners, to the writers, to the production staff, to the executives and talent…. And, for better or worse, The WWE hires established Hollywood writers to write their scripts and storyline arcs, with a lot of thought and hard work and countless hours discussing and putting together storylines and their development and outcome… It’s just not them going “ here, you hate this dude, he hates you, fight or something! “ …..

Please, if you have friends in this category, try to make them see the light…. It’s hard…. But, it’s simple at the same time, for anyone with any decent amount of brain power to realize….

Now... Moving On....

Then we have the wrestlers aspect of it all….

They look at the fans as mindless and clueless rubes who should count their blessings to be graced by their presence in the ring….

They call us ‘ marks ‘ or ‘ smarks ‘ , derogatory terms, meant to belittle us as fans….

And it just makes me chuckle…. Because, without us ‘ rubes ‘ or ‘ marks ‘ , there wouldn’t be an arena for you to show up to, to put on a match…. Without us, you wouldn’t have the little envelopes that get handed to you after a show…. Without us, you’d have no profession…. Without us, you’d have no one to feed your ego and make you feel better about yourself…. Without us, you wouldn’t get that feeling of being in a ring and craving that feeling every week….

As much as you go through in the ring and the damage and pain you put your body through, what we as fans go through, could never compare…. However, the next time you just throw a blanket generalization over us all as a group, understand, there’s a lot of us that love this form of sports entertainment and choose it as our medium to escape into, away from real life… And, try to understand that not only do we take a lot of shit from the people we look up to and pay money to see, but we take ten times that amount of shit, from the outside world, supporting the sport we love….

It would be real easy for us all to be like ‘ you’re right, following this sport is childish and immature and it’s all fake and retarded ‘ , but we don’t… We keep following it, loving it and whether it’s good or bad, we talk about it…. And, with the way the industry is going, you need to do everything in your power to keep us and cultivate us and try to get us to multiply….

Just yesterday on Facebook alone, there were several different posts by a close friend of mine, with pictures of me at Hooters during ‘ Survivor Series ‘ , comments between him and others about what a ‘ redneck ‘ and what ‘ white trash ‘ I, and others, were for watching the PPV….

It got to me, I’ll admit…. Because, we, as fans, take it from both ends.... The general public sticks it in our mouth and the Wrestlers stick it up our asses.....

And, I guess what gets to me the most is that, yes….. There are a ton of the stereotypical and oft ridiculed portion of the Wrestling fans that come out and watch Wrestling…. But, at the same time, I know a lot of people who love Wrestling that are smart, well spoken, college educated and normal, functioning and thriving members of society….

I will continue to support wrestling, no matter how much I sound like a battered and abused housewife…. It’s what I love and have always loved…. I can’t help that…. Just as a wrestler has, what they describe, as a sickness, for wrestling…. I, and others, have a sickness for it as well…. No matter how bad the wrestling industry and the people involved in it treat us, we come back…. No matter how I’m regarded as a ‘ simpleton ‘ or ‘ white trash ‘ or ‘ redneck ‘ among friends, because I love wrestling, I come back….

And, I’m coming back, with this…. I hope this made some sense, considering it’s 1 a.m. and I’ve had about 8 blue moons….

- love me, hate me, wanna make babies with me? Email me…. Thebro1869@yahoo.com

Questions From The Sack....

Questions from my sack...... My Mailsack, you perverts!!!!

“ Bro, why do you feel the need to belittle preformers who put there body on the line for your enjoyment? You’ve done this for years. I find it rediculous frankly considering youve never stepped foot in a ring so you have absolutely no idea what your talking about. like most internet hack writers “

Jimmy , KY

- Oh James…. Oh Jambles…. Oh Jimbo….. Thanks for the email, because this is a subject that I can talk about for hours on end…. Why? Because, it’s absolutely the most ridiculous argument about internet wrestling bloggers that I routinely hear…. “ you haven’t stepped foot in a ring, so you can’t make a comment on a match “

…..

So, it’s that easy? All I gotta do is step ONE foot in a ring, and then pull it out and I’m immediately a wrestling reviewing genius? Not even TWO feet? Just one? Sounds like a sweet deal, sign me up…. I wonder if I put two feet in, if I become the Harry Potter of Wrestling Internet Reviewers, blessed with magical powers?! Plus, what ring should I step ONE foot into or does it matter? If I step ONE SINGULAR foot in a WWE ring, does that make me more knowledgeable than if I step ONE SINGULAR foot into a back alley indy ring located in an old warehouse?!

Does this also mean that wrestlers can’t tell me I’m a horrible writer because they’ve never written a blog? Does that mean wrestlers like every movie they’ve seen and never complain about them, because they’ve never directed one? Does that make wrestlers like every piece of food that they eat, because they didn’t work at that restaurant and cook the food previously?!

No…. It means they have an opinion of what they like and don’t like…. You know, like every other friggin' human being on the face of the planet….

And let’s face it, I’m hardly the guy to rip a match, outside of it either being boring or just stupid…. I like to rip other things…. I don’t do ratings of matches, I leave that to others. I tried it once and it just felt so gay going ‘ this match was a 4 star classic ‘ …. Exactly where are these stars I’m awarding? Are they gold or silver or bronze? Are they glittery?

See how gay it is?!

Plus, judging from your horrible grammatical errors in your question, I’m assuming you’ve never really written anything more productive than a grocery list, so who are you to criticize me, you know, considering you’ve never stepped foot inside a keyboard….. Oh wait…. That’s a ridiculous argument….. Just like the one about ‘ you can’t say shit until you step foot in a ring “

“ where did you go? You just stopped blogging for years and then you come back guns blazing not ever missing a beat. What gives “

H.J. – TN

- Eh, you guys took me for granted…. You didn’t know you had greatness in front of you and I decided to teach you all a lesson….. CHERISH ROYALTY WHEN IT’S IN YOUR PRESENCE!!!!!

I kid, I kid….

Toward the end of my TNA days, I had gotten way too close to the inner workings of the wrestling business and honestly, it just completely bummed me out, practically ruined me on wrestling as a whole and I had to take a sabbatical…. As I’m sure you know, wrestling is a seedy, seedy business….

I liken what happened to me in wrestling, as to being a young kid and waking up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water…. You walk down the hallway and you pass your parents door…. You stare at it, it’s midnight and there’s weird sounds emanating from the room and you’re curious…. You love your parents and it sounds like there’s a zoo in their room, with grunts, snorts and wild chimpanzee-like yelling…. You get your water and you’re drinking it thinking ‘ wow, it must be magical in that room, it sounds like a zoo, I bet there’s all kinds of cool animals in there ‘ , so you put the glass in the sink, go marching down the hallway, smiling ear to ear, and slam open the door, expecting to see your parents with a bunch of animals…. Because, in a kids mind, that could happen….. But instead, you see your parents banging and you’re mortified…. You scream, slam the door shut and go run to your room, dash into bed, crying with tears streaming down your face…..

And then you never look at your parents the same again….

Such as my time pulling the curtain back on wrestling…..

I got too close. I started hanging out with someone who worked in the offices and there was friction between me and someone on the roster and at the same time, I had family issues going on, so it was for the best that I walked away….

Like the old saying goes ‘ be careful what you wish for ‘ …. I had always wanted to be on the ‘ other side ‘ and when I did, it wasn’t the magical land of chocolate reindeer and skittle bunnies hopping about on a rainbow or milk and honey….

The positive thing is I’m back… you know, positive for the people who like me…. Not so positive, for those who don’t… It’s definitely positive for your mom and girlfriend and/or wife. I’d suggest buying a lot of chastity belts. You know… Moths to a flame… Bert to a Buck…. Storm to a Rat… I’m irresistible like that…. Ha

“ Why do you and Prentice hate each other so much for? “

Tammy – GA

Tammy…. I don’t hate Prentice, and I’m pretty sure he has no feeling of hatred towards me…. Actually, the last part of that statement is probably untrue, but I digress….

Bert’s a character…. He’s ingrained in the Nashville Wrestling subconscious and if someone broke into my house and held a gun to my head and told me ‘ we pull the trigger….But, you can save yourself by sucking our peens or saying something nice about Bert Prentice, the decision is yours “ Then I’d quickly say ‘ got any chapstick? My lips are cracked! ‘ – Kidding…. I’ll gladly say something nice, such as …..

Give me a second…..

Oh!

Bert never met a dollar he didn’t like…..

Bert is like the Nashville wrestling version of a cockroach…. He will be here long after we’re all gone, still running shows, selling raffle tickets for a WCW Sting figure in a package that looks like he’s been sleeping on it since he was 5….. And there will be more mouthbreathers coming along to pay a dollar for a ticket for a VHS copy of ‘ Summerslam ’88 Greatest Hits ‘ …..

I have no personal beef with Prentice really…. He’s tried to strongarm me several times in the past and tried to exert his power, but I just laughed and shrugged it off…. He’s harmless. I’ve just been told story after story about how gay he is and how he used to be notorious for conveniently leaving before the end of the show without handing out envelopes or handing out envelopes with those pesky invisible dollars inside them…..

I’ve looked at Bert Prentice as like Tony Soprano’s retarded borther…. He was never good enough to get in the family business with Tony, so he decided to go into a business, not unlike, the mafia…. And, he’s made a name for himself here and he’s obviously been successful in it, for as long as he’s done that and I guess that deserves to be commended, because there’s been many promoters to come in and never have the success of Prentice…. Of course, this goes back to the mafia angle, with Bert singlehandedly trying to run all his competition out of town with betrayal and espionage…..

“ one of my favorite moments at the asylum during tna days was watching mr perfect go off on you. It was bad for you, but hilarious. “

Tbag – TN

Yeah, that was just completely weird and random. I still don’t know the backstory to it, because sadly he died a week later…. I had loved him in his WWF run, but after that never really dug him in WCW and when word broke he was coming to TNA, I wrote a scathing article about TNA bringing in more has-beens and being WCW-lite….

So, during his match, I noticed him keep looking my way, but never though anything of it…. Once it was over, he comes walking by and the one clear thing I can remember in his shouting to me was ‘ you’re whats wrong with wrestling! “ …..

I was caught off guard and just laughed during it, because how do you respond to that….

“ I’m what’s wrong with wrestling “ ….. Just say that and think to yourself how that makes any sense….

I ran and now run a blog…. I have no control over anything wrestling related… I just like to entertain wrestling fans and write…. I’ve always found it funny that wrestlers get their feeling so upset over what someone writes about them on the internet. To be as rough and tough as they claim to be, they sure get hurt by typed words…. I’ve had bad stuff written and said about me and I personally have no problem with it, but wrestlers tend to scurry off and cry about it…. I don’t get it…. Obviously their opponents could learn a lesson and instead of trying to fight them, just bring a laptop to the ring, go to blogger.com, open up a site called ‘ www.myopponentsucksmadpenis.blogspot.com ‘ and then start entering in hateful words and make fun of them, and boom! Instant 3 count….

I respect what all wrestlers do…. Doesn’t mean I have to like each and every one of them or say nice things to them…. But, I will tell you this, if someone was attacking James Storm and calling him a fraud and a phony because he’s a wrestler and participates in scripted matches, I would join Storm by his side and defend him…. No joke…. My family was ‘ in the business ‘ and I don’t see how you could NOT respect the pain and suffering they go through to entertain us…. However, I have opinions, I have likes and dislikes, and I’m going to voice them when it comes to wrestling… You know, despite not stepping ONE SINGULAR foot into a ring….. ;)

“ rumors circulated while you were running your old blog that you banged lollipop, a wookie, Athena, goldilocks, a couple of local valets and a girl in the top levels of TNA management. Any truth to these? “

Dave – TN

Sorry, I’m still laughing…. I’ll tell you why…. Just read this question again and think to yourself…. ‘ How crazy is wrestling? ‘ … Only in wrestling could someone ever be asked ‘ did you bang lollipop, a wookie, Athena and goldilocks ‘ …. That just sounds funny out of context….

Anyways, I’ll address these one by one….

Lollipop – I wish…. By far, the hottest girl in TNA…. Maybe history of TNA?! It’s close with her and Dixie…. However, there is no truth to that rumor…. She’s gorgeous and sexy as fuggggg, and my peen would retire into the hall of fame if that ever were to happen, but sadly, no….

A Wookie – Whoa…. That story caused me soooo many problems…. But no….. No truth to that…. I mean, there’s truth to it, but not to the levels of debauchery that have surfaced …. Thankfully, the next girl saved me from it…..

Athena – Absolutely not…. I was friends with her… that’s all and my penis owes her a debt of gratitude and would gladly give her a plaque to hang on her wall for showing bravery and courage under fire by saving it from certain doom…. She’s a good person and the wrestling world could use more like her…. But the rumor is completely untrue….

Goldilocks – I don’t even know where this came from!? I honestly had to search my databank of hot girls to come up with a goldilocks….

Top level TNA Management Girl – You know…. You can ask her, I suppose, but she’s no longer involved with the product, so that’s probably impossible…. * wink *

And in closing…. I encourage others to send me emails, and I’ll answer them on this blog, maybe twice a month…… Just send all your questions here – thebro1869@yahoo.com

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